40 + Forbidden Questions

Okey, trying hard ang lolah nyo mag 40 Forbidden Questions. Wishful thinking ang bruha na si Mo Twister mismo ang magtanong nitey. Pero since malabo yang magkatotoo, akez na ang nag initiate.

Hihihi!


O Zsa Zsa Padilla, lets begin.










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Question # 1. “How old were you when you lost your virginity?”


Ms. Chuniverse: “I am still a virgin. Okey, technically, gaya nga ng sinabi ko, a semi-virgin.”


Follow-up Question: “Can you elaborate on that?”


Ms. Chuniverse: “No, I cannot. Hindi pa ko nakaka-recover sa pain. Choz! Seriously, I had the first taste of sex at a very young age. I was 6. Period.”






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Question # 2. “Worst thing done drunk?”


Ms. Chuniverse: “I was supposed to have sex with someone, kaya lang I got drunk nga, ayun I couldn’t perform. Haiiissst.”


Follow-up Question: “Baket sya naging ‘worst’?”


Ms. Chuniverse: “Eh kasi he’s SUPER HOT eh and that’s my last night in that country.”





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Question # 3: “Have you slept with a fellow Blogger?”


Ms. Chuniverse: “Nope. Not yet. Siguro before the year ends. Hihihi!”


Follow-up Question: “What about with a reader/follower.”


Ms. Chuniverse: “Malapit na. Siguro before the week ends. Hahaha! Chos!”






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Question # 4: “Have you ever cheated when you were in a relationship?”


Ms. Chuniverse: “Yes, I did. Gumaganti kasi ako nung time na yon. He cheated on me kaya I cheated on him, not once but thrice. Syempre gaganti na rin lang ako, i-todo ko nah devah. Na-enjoy ko naman yung revenge stage. Choz!”






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Question # 5. “How far have you gone to check if your bf is cheating you?”


Ms. Chuniverse: “Okey, it was from him na natutunan kong maki-alam ng phone ng may phone. Kasi I caught him several times making pakialam with my phone. So ayun, ginawa ko rin sa kanya. Dun ko din sya nahuli. At ang jologs lang ng kabit nya ha. Ni hindi ko magawang awayin.”







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Question # 6: “Girl crush, 1 local and 1 foreign celebrity.”



Ms. Chuniverse: “Anne Curtis – sa tingin ko, kaya nya talaga akong gawing straight. Hihihi! Sa foreign, si Candice Boucher, yung naging cover ng Playboy. Nagka girl crush talaga akez sa bilat na itey. Kung naging otoko lang akez, perfect nah!”

























Follow-up Question: “Nagbabasa ka ng Playboy?”



Ms. Chuniverse: “Binabasa ba ‘yon? Hihihi! Choz!”








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Question #7: “Last time you pleasured yourself?”



Ms. Chuniverse: “Thirty minutes ago. Hawakan mo ang kamay ko, mainit-init pa. Hahaha! Choz!”







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Voice Over: “Ah, excuse me. Mayron po tayong phone-in question from Kuya Boy Abunda.”



Boy Abunda: “Kung isa kang ulam, ano’ng klaseng ulam ka?”



Ms. Chuniverse: “Chickenjoy.”



Boy Abunda: “Bakit Chickenjoy?”



Ms. Chuniverse: “Dahil may sarap akong babalik-balikan. Hihihi!”



Adoray: “Excuse me Madam, isa kang Chowking Chinese-style Fried Chicken!”



Boy Abunda: “At bakit mo naman nasabi ‘yan Adoray?”



Adoray: “Kasi po, mahigit 2 million na ang nakatikim!”



Ms. Chuniverse: “That is not true. Futah ka Adoray! Umuwi ka ng bruha ka! Mag-plantsa ka, mag-laba ka, o kahit mag-finger ka, basta umuwi ka nah!”



Boy Abunda: “Okey, I have another question. Imagine I am holding my magic mirror. Nakaharap sya sa ‘yo. Ano ang itatanong mo?”



Ms. Chuniverse: “Is it a Zadro LED Vanity Magnification Mirror or just an ordinary mirror?”



Boy Abunda: “Futah ka, kahit ano.”



Ms. Chuniverse: “Okey, cool ka lang kuya... I will ask myself.... 'Saan mo hinuhugot ang alindog moh?”



At nag-walkout ang Boy Abunda.







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Question No. 8: “Have you tried illegal drugs?”


Ms. Chuniverse: “Never. Illegal drugs affects our body and our brain. With a body and brain like mine, I don't think so.”


Char.




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Question No. 9. “What's the 7th message on your inbox, and who sent it?”



Ms. Chuniverse: “It was from Friendship and it says: “Hada with pay. 200. Sa susunod 100 ine-negotiate ko. Haha! Di ko nilunok. Nalasahan ko lang.” I know, it's kinda salaula. Hihihi!"







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Question No. 10: “Kissed in public?”



Ms. Chuniverse: “Yes, pero ako ang hinalikan. I was caught by surprise. Kaya hindi ko nagamit yung tongue ko. Hihihi! Na-i-blog ko na ‘yon dati.”






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Question No. 11: “How many one-night stands did you have?”



Ms. Chuniverse: “Sometimes kasi I do it ng naka-upo, naka-higa, naka-luhod, naka-tuwad, naka-upside down at naka-squat. Kaya, I lost count.”



Follow-up question: “That many?”



Ms. Chuniverse: “Hinde ‘noh! Im just not that good with numbers. Choz!”







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Question No.12: “Craziest place you've done it with?”



Ms. Chuniverse: “Kung si Friendship ay sa gilid ng naka-paradang jeepney…. and i heard muntik na sa public cemetery. Ako naman ay sa… park. – Greenbelt area. Bougainvillea section. Again, not once but.... Hahaha!”







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Question No.13: “Have you slept with anyone famous?”



Ms. Chuniverse: “I was very young then. Pero hindi naman sya ganun ka-famous. That time nakikita ko na sya sa TV. Recently, he appeared in several TV commercials. Meron syang dimples. Hihihi!”







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Question No. 14: “Do you have a sex tape out there? In YouTube? In X-Tube? Or naked pictures?”



Ms. Chuniverse: “Dati. Mga 4. Ganyan. Pero when I realized na dyu-join pala akez sa Binibining Pilipinas, binura ko na lahat. ☺ Pero may natira pa yatang isa. Yung tumatama yung ulo ko sa headboard ng bed.”


Char.




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Questions No.15-17. “Dude we all know you’re gay, so just admit it.”



Ms. Chuniverse: “Lahat ng followers ko.”




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Question No. 18: "Have you ever been intimate to a non-human?"



Ms. Chuniverse: "Oo, pero gulay lang. Hahaha! Choz!"






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Question No. 19: "Went out with a married man?"



Ms. Chuniverse: "Yes, I did."




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Question No. 20: "Worst thing done to a friend?"



Ms. Chuniverse: "Binato ko ng stapler. Ngayon, hindi na kami friends. Hihihi!"








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Question No. 21: "Rate yourself as a kisser... 10 the highest."



Ms. Chuniverse: "10! Yes, i'm perfect sa part na yon. I think I am better up there than down there... Hihihi!"







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Question No. 22. "Among bloggers you know, sino gusto mong mag-threesome?"



Ms. Chuniverse: "Kasali ako?"



Follow-up: "Nope, you'll just watch."



Ms. Chuniverse: "Futah naman.... Baka magalit sila?"




Follow-up: "Gagah! Hypothetical question lang naman."



Ms. Chuniverse: "Pwedeng magsali ng straight blogger?"



Follow-up: "Futah.. OO!"



Ms. Chuniverse: "Okey, hypothetical lang ha. Si Aike, si Daddy Kuri at si Hot Bicycle. Hihihi!"




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Part 2.... soon! ;)

41 comments:

Char Char said...

Havey!

At sa hinabahaba ng post na itembang, yun lang ang ispluk kezz. Chos!

XOXO

Ewan said...

teh chuni ako rin may tanong sa'yo

40+ din ba ang real age mo???

amininnnnnn!!!! :)

Ms. Chuniverse said...

@Char Char... Oki na yan. hahaha!



@Ewan... Hahaha! Opkorsnot! 'Wag ipasa sa akin ang age mo. Hihihi! :)

♥ jeni ♥ said...

andami ko na namang tawa sa boy abunda at adoray part! hehe! ako may question... i have read all your blogs and from one of the posts you said that you have slept with a woman when you were younger... so, alin ang mas masarap miss chuni? ung kefyas or ung tarugo? :P aminin!!!

Char Char said...

Nagmamadali akezz. Tinapos pa ni atashi ang post ko e. Echos! Ayun. XOXO

Ms. Chuniverse said...

@Jeni... Tapos na ang lesbian stage ko. Ganap na akong babae. So syempre tarugs. The more, the merrier! Char. ;)



@Char Char.... Post ka dyan. Baka chumorva kamo. Chos! :)

Char Char said...

Oo teh! Post. Done na akezz sa chorvahan. Echos! Visit mo teh. Echos! XOXO

c - e - i - b - o - h said...

bet na bet ko ang you went out with a MARRIED man!!!!

ikaw na talaga ang epitome ng lahat ng pwedeng may epitome!

question: wala bang blog yang si adoray??

RainDarwin said...

more kwento about kay adoray.

i'm beginning to like her.

Ms. Chuniverse said...

@Char Char.... Ow, shure! :)



@Ceiboh.... Hahaha! Uu, mahirap maging kabet. Chos! Aba, at ma-a-outshine na akez ni Adoray. :)




@Papa P... Isa ka pah. Si Adoray din? I think I have to commit murder soon. Hahaha! Chos! :)

JC said...

Intriguiiiiiiing!!! more more more! :D

Char Char said...

Chever ang comment mo teh. Hahaha! Humahavey! Chos! XOXO.

Winner si Adoray, may sarili nang fanbase. Chos!

charles. said...

HAHAHA! Grabe ka Miss Chuni, can't wait for the next part. Gotta close this window now, I'm in the library, ganyan ako kadesperadong basahin mga posts mo. haha

Anonymous said...

Hi Miss Chuni,

I just discovered your blog recently. And I'm so addicted reading your posts. I've been backreading for days now and I'm enjoying every entry. Thanks for sharing your talent, your life experiences and your feelings thru this blog.

Keep writing! You may have no idea how much happiness it brings your readers (read: FANS) to be part of your colorful and fun life! :)

TC,
Discreet PasigueƱo

koro said...

Nice. This post is interesting. Hahaha.

Ms. Chuniverse said...

@JC.... Shurenessss! Bukas. Hihihi!



@Char Char... Hahabol daw si Adoray kay Steve Jobs. Who am I to say no, devah? Hahaha! Chos! :)



@Charles.... Baka ma-principal's office ako nyan ha. Hihihi! :)



@Discreet Pasigueno.... Thank you! Na-aaliw ko rin naman ang sarili ko by doing this. Pero I appreciate yung mga comments. At least alam ko na i am also appreciated.

Kulang kasi ako sa pagkalinga. Hihihi! :)




@Koro.... Thanks! Bukas, laglagan na. Hahaha! Etchos lang. :)

Nate said...

@HRH Queen Chuni: one question to another left me hanging at the edge of my seat.. ganyan ka engaging ang post na itey, madam..

may sidecomments ko:

#4: panalo ang answer 'teh!! payback is a bitch, and so are you! :P -- "He cheated on me kaya I cheated on him, not once but thrice."

#s 7,8,9 NKKLK!!

#12? really? bougainvillea area? OMFG! you na talaga!

#s 15-17? hahaha! ang kulet!! actually, given na yan.. :P

#18? gulay? which gulay?

and of course, #22: waaaah! na-pollute ang utak ko.. waaah! erase erase.. oh no.. hindi na ma-erase.. nagre-replay na siya utak ko..

Anonymous said...

Kumpleto na araw ko.. Nabasa ko na post mo...

Kaaliw talaga...

JM Biyahero

Char Char said...

Haha! Ingat ka teh baka bet niyang magsama ng pinaka-close sa kanya. At nafifeel kezz ikawchi iyon. Chos! XOXO

tim said...

At akoy naging curious sa blogger na straight na to. Sino ba sila? Give me their links. hahahaha

Mahiyain said...

Aha!!!

Greenbelt area. Bougainvillea section!!!

Ikaw yun teh!!

Ahihihihihihi! Infairness, hindi mo paren hinuhubad ung korona mo nung makita kita sa Greenbelt ha!!!

Chos!!

Gaspard said...

hang londi lungs... heheheh

P.S.

regalo ko ha! malapit na birthday ko.

_gaspard_

Ms. Chuniverse said...

@Nate... Yes, bougainvillea area talaga. Hihihi! :) As to gulay, sabihin na lang nating kapamilya sya ng Zucchini. Hahaha! Chos! :)



@JM Byahero.... Mas lumelevel-up ako sa dilim. hahaha! Joke lang. :)



@Char Char... matagal pa ko ma-expire. mas una talaga sha. Hahaha! :)



@Tim... 'Wag na, baka patulan pa akez. Hahaha! Etchos! :)



@Mahiyain... Uu, aku nga yon. Syempre hindi pwedeng hubarin ang crown. Performance level yon na kailangang ma recognize. Hihihi! :)




@Gaspard... Anung gusto mo, kalahati ng virginity ko? Hihihi! Chos! :)

Anonymous said...

sori kung tangengot ako, anong ibig sabihin ng Otoko?

Ms. Chuniverse said...

@Anon... According to my halifarot friend JR na based sa Singapura at mahilig kumain ng mga exotic na mensung, ang ibig sabihin ng Otoko ay Lalaking-lalaki.


Yun lang. :)

Aike said...
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Anonymous said...

Ms. Chuni,

Sa dami mong readers pwede bakong mag advertise ng mga items ko? lol Sana pumayag ka kasi nag ooffer ako ng corporate giveaways =)

Anonymous said...

blog links naman please nung tatlo? si Daddy Kuri lang nahanap ko.

friendship said...

Futah ka friend... pati text ko, di mo pinatawad..... ah.ah.ah.....

friendship said...

Futah ka talaga friend pati sa cemetery adventure ko, di mo pinatawad.... pero yak talaga yan... takot ako sa mga ganyang place... di ko na uulitin... kahit si Cesar M or Derek R pa magyaya...

Anonymous said...

grabe Ms Chuni, umaalog upuan ko sa kakatawa,esp. sa part ni Kuya Boy A. lalo n dun sa nag walk out na siya. kakaiba ka talaga, hay sana makita kita in person, sasali n ako sa fans club mo. more more Ms Chuni, galing galing.

tidyong

Angel said...

ikaw na ang makapagpa-walk out kay tito boy! kaloka ka madame! :) You already!!!

RHYCKZ said...

Napadaan at naaliw...

nice blog.

bien said...

ahahaha i love the boy abunda portion segment.
ako rin, gusto ko rin makita si dadi kuri in action hihihi

JohnM said...

si Aike? Huwat? Naloka ako sa sagot na yun! Hahaha.

Aike said...

Two thumbs up Ms. Chuni. Ill be waiting for your next 18 forbidden questions. :)

Anonymous said...

Hi,

Got this blog booked marked on my PC. I hurry up every weekdays to read your posts. I got to finish all posts that you have ever since you began. You have become better. Wee, why don;t you have anything on weekends? Lotsa Love Chuni..

ENDERUN - i like this place... thanks to your post.

Anonymous said...

COCOmber? . . . :)

-RYLE

Ms. Chuniverse said...

@Anon... ano bang items yan? Email me privately. :)



@Anon.... nandyan lang sila sa tabi-tabi... nagku-comment paminsan-minsan. Hihihi! :)



@Friendship.... Wag kang magsasalita ng tapos. Hahaha! :)



@Tidyong.... Kagalang-galang ako in person. Regal. Ganyan. Chos! :)



@Angel.... Nag-sorry na akez kay Tito Boy. Si Erik Santos nga pintawad nya, akufah. Hihihi! Chos! :)

Ms. Chuniverse said...

@Rhycks.... Ay, thank you naman. :)



@Bien.... Ikaw daw ang susunod na isasalang ni Tito Boy. Humanda ka na mare. :)



@JohnM.... Ako rin nalokah. Pero yun ang trip ko. Hahaha! :)



@Aike.... Hihihi! Ayan, na-post ko na. :)




@Anon.... Thank you! I don't have internet connection on weekends eh. :)



@Ryle.... Akala ko COCOnut. Hihihi! :)

Char Char said...

Wit kezz keri sagutin ang mga questions ditey. Nalolorka akezz. Haha! Ibechi ka talaga. Ikaw lang. Chos! XOXO

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