40 + Forbidden Questions (Last Part)

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Ay, sorry for the delay. Dapat kanina pa itey, napuyat lang ang lolah nyo. Tinanghali ng gising. Heto lumalafang na sa Burger King (Trinoma) upang i-post itey. Hihihi!




To read Part 1, click HERE.











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Question No. 23: “Have you been in a threesome?”

Ms. Chuniverse: “Yes.”

Follow-up Question: “Foursome?”











Ms. Chuniverse: “Even more. Pero impeyrnes, hindi naman ako yung nag organize 'noh. So, ibig sabihin non makati lang to the highest level yung organizer. Hahaha! And by da way, I was aktwali an unwilling participant. Chos!”





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Question No. 24 “How many, if you can still count them, have you slept with?”


Ms. Chuniverse: “If I can still count them? Ano akala mo sa akin, pokpok???? Pero sorry, gaya ng aking soft and silky hair, I cannot count them. Hindi ako magaling sa Math!”






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Question No. 25. “Have you ever had an indecent proposal?”


Ms. Chuniverse: “How indecent ba is indecent? I have high tolerance kasi for indecencies eh. Char.”


Follow-up Question: “Yung mga may material things in exchange of… you know.”


Ms. Chuniverse: “Ah, nung bata ako, inalok ako ng bente."


Follow-up: "Pesos?"


Ms. Chuni: "Uu... imagine how indecent i can be for 20 pesos."






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Question No. 26: “When was the last time you watched or read a porn material?”



Ms. Chuniverse: “Kasabay nung last time when I pleasured myself. About 30 minutes ago. Hihihi!”






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Question No. 27: “What will be your pornstar name and what will be the title of your first porn movie?”


Ms. Chuniverse: “Siguro, Name: Pearly"


Movie Title: "Ang Perlas ni Pearly. Wala akong maisip eh. Di ko pinangarap maging bold actress. Chos."




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Voice Over: “Another phone in questions po, from Cristy Fermin.”


Cristy Fermin: “Anak, deretsahang usapan, hindi ka ba kinikilabutan sa title mo?”



Ms. Chuniverse: “First, hindi nyo po ako anak. Second, beauty-appropriate po ang title ko. Period.”



Cristy Fermin: “Etchoserang frog. Okey, handa ka bang iwanan ang pagba-blog sa ngalan ng pag-ibig?”



Ms. Chuniverse: “Homaygash! I need an interpreter!!!”



Cristy Fermin: “Ambisyosa!”


Ms. Chuniverse: “Etchos lang ‘yon. Well, I believe that love and my blog can coexist BUT if I have to choose between the two, I will probably choose love because blogging can never fulfill my fundamental duty as a woman – which is to bear a child. I thank you. ”



Cristy Fermin: “Fuki moh! May matres ka?”



Ms. Chuniverse: “Heto ang blank check. Pabili ako ng tatlo. Isan Fuschia, isang Fink at isang Furple. Keep the change!"



And just like Boy Abunda, Cristy Fermin walked-out!



Chos!





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Question No. 28: “Among bloggers, sino yung mga ina-idolize mo?”



Ms. Chuniverse: “Ah... marami. Pero nene pa lang ako, binabasa ko na sila, si Mandaya Moore, si Bookie. Kaya lang nagbagong buhay na yata sila."



Follow-up: "Nagpaka-lalaki na sila?"



Ms. Chuniverse: "Hinde. Nag-concentrate na lang yata sila sa lalaki. Ayaw na nilang mag-blog. Hihihi! Chos! "







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Question No. 29: “Spit or Swallow?”


Ms. Chuniverse: “Spallow. Spit some. Swallow some. Hihihi! Actually it depends.... siguro kung nasa kainitan na ng chorvahan at minura-mura ako tapos sinampal-sampal sa akin, tapos sinabihan ako ng 'LUNUKIN MO!'..... ayun, baka sakali. Hihihi!"






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Question No. 30. “Longest time when you were “doing it” with someone?”


Ms. Chuniverse: “Three hours yata or more. Isinulit namin talaga yung oras sa SOGO. Continuous 'yon ha. Hihihi!”








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Question No. 31: “Shortest time?”



Ms. Chuniverse: “5 minutes. Nagmamadali, baka kasi dumating na yung tatay nya. Hahaha!”







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Question No. 32: “Last time you had sex with someone?”



Ms. Chuniverse: “Three weeks ago. Yes, ako na ang tigang. Char.”





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Question No. 33: “Bad encounter with a fellow blogger?"



Ms. Chuniverse: “Wala naman. Pero gusto ko talagang maka-encounter ng blogger. Hahaha!"



Follow-up: "Have you ever pleasured yourself w/ thoughts of a blogger?"



Ms. Chuniverse: "Uu naman. Hihihi!"







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Question No. 34: “What’s your favorite sex position?”



Ms. Chuniverse: “Yung naka-nganga lang. Ganyan. Tapos nag-i-internet pa rin ako at the same time. Mahilig talaga kasi akong mag multi-task.”





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Question No. 35: “What’s ONE secret that you haven’t revealed to anyone but you’re willing to reveal here?”



Ms. Chuniverse: “This is hard. Okey, bakla po talaga ako. Choz! I ‘outed’ myself to a highschool crush last year thru chat. He is based abroad, married na and with kids. He said okey lang sa kanya and that he’s flattered ‘coz of all male classmates, sa kanya pa daw ako nagka-crush. Magkikita kami this month. Teka, secret ba ‘yon?”





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Question No. 36: “Im gonna name 5 names and give me the corresponding animal to each? And why?


Ms. Chuniverse: “Okey, hayufan na itey!”


Bookie Buquir - Panda Bear. Gusto ko syang i-hug and he is sooo mabait!



Mandaya Moore - Bubalus Mindorensis. Tamaraw for you and for me and the entire human race. Because just like the Tamaraw, Mandaya is fierce when cornered. Hodevah, ang tarush ng lolah!



Raindarwin aka Pilyo - Lion. Kasi parang ang strong nya at parang 97% ng iniisip nya eh sex (and who am I to complain? hahaha! chos!) and I think he wants his own pride. Pride of twinks. Ganyan. Hahaha!



Derek Ramsay - Crocodile. Magpapa-lafa ako sa kanya ng buhay. Hihihi! :)



Anne Curtis - Oo alam ko sasabihin nyo, Anne Curtis na naman!!! Kebs. Si Anne ay isang Flamingo. Sa Ancient Rome, Flamingos are considered a delicacy. Parang kaming dalawa lang. Chos.









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Question No. 37: “Have you ever paid for sex?”


Ms. Chuniverse: “Uu naman... hindi sa lahat ng oras makukuha mo sa gandah no. In certain occasions kailangan mong gumamit ng moolah."



Follow-up: "Magkano naman pinakamahal at pinaka-murang binayad mo?"



Ms. Chuniverse: "Most expensive... cellphone ko. Tinangay nya. Pinaka-mura, isang 12oz na coke. Hihihi!"


Follow-up: "Ano yan in-kind pa rin? Yung pera ang binayad mo."



Ms. Chuniverse: "Okey, payn! P1,200 - may kasama pang 1.5 hours na massage, cheapest is P100.00."









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Question No. 38: “Have you had any plastic surgery?”


Ms. Chuniverse: “Wala naman. Tunay talaga yang dede ko. Fink talaga yung nipples ko. Pindutin mo, perky devah? At ganyan talaga yung areola... malapad ang circumference. Kabigha-bighani ba?"



Follow-up: "Adik ka! Yung seryoso."



Ms. Chuniverse: "Seriously, I had 3 moles surgically removed from my fez ‘coz according to Feng Shui, malas daw. So ako naman, pinatanggal ko kay doktora. Yun lang. Tama naman sha. ‘Coz after that, nanalo nga akong Ms. Chuniverse. Hihihi!”







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Question No. 39: “If you HAVE TO sleep with a fellow blogger, who would that be?”


Ms. Chuniverse: “Do I have to talaga?”


Follow-up: “Yes you have to.”


Ms. Chuniverse: “If I REALLY HAVE TO ha (Napipilitan? Hahaha!), Siguro kay Iurico.”


At wala ng follow-up question. Hahaha!






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Question No. 40: “Kung magpapa GANG RAPE ka naman to fellow bloggers, kanino naman?”



Ms. Chuniverse: “Ahhhh… gang rape talaga?”



Follow-up: “Opo. Parang kinilig ka. Yes, gang-rape. You can tap out naman if you don’t want to answer.”


Ms. Chuniverse: “Opkors not… I can do this.”



Follow-up: “So kanino.?”



Ms. Chuniverse: “O sige na nga…. Sa mga ENCANTOS. And I think there’s 20-something of them. At dapat maganap yan sa gym ni Papa Pilyo. Hihihi!"



Follow-up: "Lahat sila?"


Ms. Chuniverse: "Babawasan pa ba natin? Baka may magtampo! 'Wag na. Sila na lahat. Keri ko naman. Ang tanong dyan, keri ba nila?"



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Now, I dare bloggers out there to answer the 40+ Forbidden Questions!


:)


Happy weekend!


Mwah!

34 comments:

Seriously Funny said...

Panalo na naman ang entry na ito! Hahaha. Akala ko "absent" ka today eh. Hihihi!

nubadi said...

i can't stop laughing pero i have to close my mouth na baka pasukin. choz! as usual, pampaGV sa araw ko blog mo Miss Chuni.

Anonymous said...

Madam, biglang may malware raw yung ENCANTOS? Di ko tuloy sila ma-sight. LOL


-RYLE

c - e - i - b - o - h said...

mas natawa ako mschuni dun kay cristy fermin kesa kay boy abunda.. LOL!!

paano kung maka-receive ka ng indecent proposal sa bet mong blogger pero kakatapos mo lang 30 minutes ago, anung gagawin mo?? LOL!!

galing nito mschuni! pak na pak!

Drama King said...

Ang pasabog naman nito Miss Chuni! Beauty queen na beauty queen ka talaga! :)

Anonymous said...

pak!

ms.chuni- nag blog pa ba sa iurico? I can't seem to find his page?

Ms. Chuniverse said...

@SF.... Hihihi! Akala ko rin absent akez. Buti nakahabol. :)



@Nubadi.... Uy, isasama pala kita sa Gang Rape chuva! :)



@Ryle.... At dahil sa blog entry na itey, dadami na ang karibal koh sa kanila. Hahaha! Chos! :)

Ms. Chuniverse said...

@Ceiboh.... Naniniwala ako sa kasabihang "seize the moment". baka mag-expire ang offer. Sayang. Hihihi! Chos! :)




@Drama King.... Hihihi! Na conscious tuloy ako. Teka isusuot ko uli yung crown. :)




@Anon.... Semi-retire na yata ang loloh. May karir kasi. Hihihi! :)

lonewolf said...

Hala Miss Chuni worried lang ako sa yo at baka mabuntis ka niyan at di mo alam kung sino ang ama ng magiging anak mo hahahahhahaha

Char Char said...

Bonggels ka talaga 'teh! Winnur sa pagkawinnur? Ansabeh?!

Wit akezz ma-try itey forbidden questions na itey. Kyonti akezz kilala na mga blogero. Echos! Try ko itey pag madami na akezz kilaley. Echos!

XOXO

Mugen said...

Kapag sinunod ko ang dare mo, mawawala ang aking busilak at dalisay na image. Haha. Medyo natatalupan na nga ako sa Twitter saka sa mga recent blog entries ko eh. Wahahaha.

Kung magpapagang-bang ka sa Encanto make sure na wala ako. Namumulis ako ng mga pasaway dun!

Mr. Hush Hush said...

panalo yung bente pesos! hahahah ^_^

Ms. Chuniverse said...

@Lonewof.... Hahaha! Well, lahat ng Engcantos hihingan ko ng financial support. Ayyy, yayaman na kami ng supling ko. Char! :)


@Char Char.... Keri mo yan. Hahaha! :p



@Mugen..... Hahaha! Sige, dis-invited ka na. Ay, eh si Baabaa? Chos! :)



@Mr. Hus Hush.... Syempre ngayon mas mahal na. Chos!:)

Char Char said...

Ay itatry ko for you. Chos!

Hindi naman ako prepared for this.

Ipopost ko na ang 1548930 Forbidden Questions. Chos! Hongdameh! Ansabeh?!

Chos! XOXO

RainDarwin said...

Ang sunod kong aabangan ay 40 forbidden questions na ang answer ay galing kay..........

ADORAY.

NiNo said...

I'd love to answer the forbidden questions. :D

bien said...

I love Spallow! Request teh, pakivideo naman ng Bukkake portion mo with the Encantos

Ms. Chuniverse said...

@Char Char... O sige, gudlak! Hahaha! :)



@Papa P.... Slumbook lang daw ang sinasagot ni Adoray. Aku lang daw ang MALASWAAAHHH! Etchoserang bullfrog. :)



@Nino..... Gow! Gow! Gowwww! :)



@Bien.... Ayyy, uu nga noh. I need to have it videotaped for souvenir! Excited much. Hihihi! :)

Char Char said...

Sumuko akezz. Chos! Iba na lang ang ginawa ko. Chos!

Kurak! Bet mo ma-read ang kay Adoray. Echos.

tim said...

Dun sa dede ako natawa.. Hahahaha. Anyway, kung my best writer na bakla ikaw na!

Angel said...

SPALLOW!!! AYLAYK!!! PANALO!!! :)

♥ jeni ♥ said...

LOL! this post is worth the wait miss chuni! almost every question tawa ako ng tawa! :P wish ko lang magkaron din ng episode (teleserye?!) na si adoray ang sasagot ng 40 questions na itey! or baka pwede din si friendship? watchu tink miss chuni? hihi!

POPOY said...

love this 40 fearless questions nato... can't help not to laught ng walang tone "kasi nsa office" LOL... the best ka talaga!


hay ENGKANTOS... hinamon mo.. test namin e kung di ka matumba sa inuman LOL

Ms. Chuniverse said...

@Char Char.... Busy si Adoray, maraming dalaw. Puro basketboylets. Chos! :)


@Tim.... Ang gusto ko lang naman ay maging beauty queen forever. hihihi! :)



@Angel... Pina-practice mo din ba yan? Chos! :)



@Jeni.... Try natin si Friendship. Pero tamad yun eh. Susuhulan ko pa ng boylet. Hahaha!



@Popoy..... Thanks! Inuman ba? Ay keri ko yan. Lunok kung lunok. Hahaha! :) Chos! :)

Char Char said...

Akala kezz ay malapit na siyang sumunod kezz Steve Jobs? At ngayon ay maraming dalaw? Ano ito? Bibitayin? Pakainin ng bongga. Chos!

♥ jeni ♥ said...

sige miss chuni suhulan mo na si friendship! for sure patok na naman ung post na yun if ever! weeeeeeehhh!!! so excited na for that! :P

Sean said...

lol! more ms. chuni!

Anonymous said...

kakaaliw talaga Ms Chuni waging wagi un payola question, mayaman huh! taray! hurrrrray1


Tidyong

MANDAYA MOORE: Ang bayot sa bukid said...

salamat sa mention. binabasa rin kita

Anonymous said...

Naiintriga ako sa totoong pagkatao mo hehehe. Ikaw ba yun may video sa xtube na may 3 parts sa sogo hotel? Ang hot nun video na yun.

Ms. Chuniverse said...

@Char Char... Basta, hindi na lang sya magigising. Hahaha! Chos!



@Jeni.... May bagong boylet si Friendship. Mukhang head-over-heels pa ang lolah. :)



@Sean.... Pag 'more' pa, para na akong nahubaran. Hahaha! Chos! :)



@Anon... devali, closed na naman yung account. Hihihi! :)

Ms. Chuniverse said...

@Mandaya... sabik na akez sa iyong pagbabalik! :)



@Anon.... Homaygash! nasa X-tube na? Hahaha! Chos! :)

MIO said...

Ang kulit mo, Ms. Chuni! haha. Pro kung ako siguro tatanungin kung spit or swallow, ang isasagot ko, GARGLE! haha. Pak!

Adam said...

Galing ni Ms. Chuni hahaha. Parang gusto ko ding gumawa ng 40 Forbidden Questions ahihihi

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