My Vajayjay




8 Miles Wide

all of my life
I've never fit
but I won't complain and I won't quit
I am enormous
get used to it
everyone tells me I'm too much
maybe it's just you're not enough for me
can't you see
I'm the kind of the woman I'm supposed to be

[chorus]
my vagina is 8 miles wide
absolutely everyone can come inside
if you're ever frightened just run and hide
my vagina is 8 miles wide

tell me what is womanly to you
strong but not too much of a brute
it's cool if she's powerful
but way better if she's cute
for all of us girls who don't fit in
I say go Amazonian
you can be a kick-ass bruiser
and be feminine

[chorus]

now I am not loose and I'm not a whore
this is a metaphor for
my super vigantastically mystical feminine goddess core
and I hate it when women make that noise
that we don't need daddies, men or boys
even the hard-core dykes like
cock-shaped sex toys

[bridge]
my vagina
it's universal
like a penis
but reversible
come on in, the water's fine
it's not my vagina
it's our vagina

[harmony chorus]
[just the boys]
[everyone]

wide
wide
vigantic
vigantic
vigantic
a big big love
vigantic
vigantic
vigantic
a big big love

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12 comments:

soltero said...

kainis! akala ko pa nman makikita ko na ang pektyur ng keps mo bwahahhaha :P

orally said...

my super vigantastically mystical feminine goddess core
FOR THE WIN!
dinaig ang supercalifragchenescheneschenes.

aliw aliw aliw!

Ms. Chuniverse said...

@Soltero... all you have to do is ask my dear. hahaha!


@Orally... ay naku, maya't-maya kong kinakanta 'yan. kiber sa mga nakakarinig. =)

Mac Callister said...

pakabastos naman ng kantang to! LOL

Anonymous said...

buendiaboy said...hi!i enjoy reading your blog.ganda!:)

Ms. Chuniverse said...

@Mac... ay naku, naligaw ang manang. Hahaha! =)


@Buendiaboy.... salamat. mas maganda ako sa blog ko. fyi. hahaha!

Yj said...

ay wit hahahaha.... pag nararamdaman kong lumuluwang na ang kepz ko eh run to the nearest welding shop talaga ako teh

Sean said...

mabuking kaya ako ng nanay ko pag kinanta ko to sa harap niya with passion?

john chen hui long said...

ginutom ako dun, ah. i ran to the kitchen and finished a tub of rhum and raisins.

shenanigans said...

another vid?

huhu hindi ko na naman makita.

Ms. Chuniverse said...

@YJ... katakot naman ang keps mo, wini-welding. hahaha!

@Sean... hindi naman siguro, basta kunin mo syang back-up singer. =)

@John... Gusto ko syang i-perform sa Christmas party namin. Hahaha!

@Shenanigans... basahin mo na lang yung lyrics. =)

Rabbit said...

ang vajayjay na yan ay kailangan ng 8miles long na jetits..
pero... paumanhin pero mauuna ang 7miles wide kong bibig. mas masikip. hahaha

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