Defending The Crown (Again)

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Sa mga nag-request na mag blog ako about the recently concluded Miss Universe 2011, I think marami ng mashadong nag-blog about it that a certified beauty queen's opinion will not matter anymore. choz.



But yes, I agree na Shamcey should placed higher than third-runner up. I think she deserved at least to be Ms. Angola's runner-up.



At yes, tanggap ko ang pagkapanalo ni Ms. Angola. I think she deserves it as well.



Isa lang ang sigurado, sa mga darating na fiesta, bebenta ang mga dark-skinned bekis sa mga beaucons at pag-aagawan na ang title na Ms. Angola at chupi na ang Ms. Venezuela. Yan ang aking fearless forecast. Choz.



Now, another reason why is because I have my own battle to think about.


Because this time, I have to defend my title again, which I have rightfully earned last June at the beautiful city of Puerto Princesa, Philippines!!!!!


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Matapos ang Palawan adventure ng mga magka-kaibigang futik namely JR, Raki, Friendship at Chuni, 45 days mula ngayon, muling magta-tampisaw at magtatagisan ng alindog ang mga dyosa sa panibagong isla....
















Apat na araw silang a-aura.



Sino ang u-uwing may ngiti sa labi?



At sino ang maiiwang luhaan?



Sino ang mag-uuwi ng korona?



At sino ang mamaga lang ang panga?



One thing is for sure...



Hindi akez ang uuwing talunan.



Itaga nyo sa igneous rock.



Pero.... bago pa man dumating ang kompitisyon...



...isang nakaka-gulantang na balita.



Friendship beg off from the vacayshen.



Okey, sabay-sabay tayo.... "HUWWAAAAAATTTT?????"



Ang Ms. Baclaran University na may full-load na 24 units at running for Magna Cum Laude at may second degree sa Dilson School of Oral Calisthenics - Recto branch ay nag back-out????



Oo mga kafatid, umatras ang bayag........ este clitoris ni Friendship.



There must be a reason kung bakit ayaw lumaban ni Friendship na 1st runner-up sa recently concluded na Palawan Eat-All-You-Can Bangkero (and the likes) Challenge!



Hindi nya kaya keri ang preysure ng kompitisyon.



Or baka naman may dyowa na ang bruha?



I'm sure barely-legal yan kung meron man. Choz.



Kasi, hindi 'daw' ako naniniwala sa press release nya na hindi sya prepared to accomodate anything bigger than a 7-inch cucumber.



That is sooo not true. Believe me gurls, I have seen Friendship engulfed a patola-sized cheverlu in one stroke..... and with no hands.



Patola kaya is like twice the size of a huge cucumber.



Hodevah, kaya mo yon?



Choz.



Ay naku, bahala ka Friendship uuwian na lang kita ng kwento.



But for me, it's my moral obligation to defend the crown.



The crown which I intend to keep for another 5 years.



I must.



I really must.



So back to jaw exercises uli ang lolah nyo.



I must prepare myself and win all challenges notwithstanding the difficulties in accommodating the size, length and girth of each task.




Di baleng ma-lock jaw, basta PANALO.



'Yan ang motto ko my dear friends.



And i will do this not for myself, but for all of you.



Oo, gagawin ko ang lahat ng ito sa abot ng makakaya ng aking lalamunan para lamang sa inyo. I want you all to be proud of me.



Because i know that you have so much faith in me.



And i don't intend to let you down.



But i have to go down to win this. And i have to do it many times. So please, i need your support. Any volunteer to help me train my jaw for this competition? Please email your picture and your dick pic (with measurements) na rin at misschuniverse@yahoo.com



Please, do it for your lolah.



Pramis, i will bring home the crown.



Etchos!





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Sya nga pala, ang makakahula kung saan ang rampage ng lolah nyo at ng kanyang futik entourage ay may one year supply ng limited edition ng....

























.....every Saturday between 9:30pm-11:30 pm, my place.



Chos!



:)



Mwah to all!

29 comments:

shenanigans said...

taray naman parang survivor lang.. sino ang tatagal sa isla.. hehe!

feeling ko sa aman pulo kayo pupunta!

Anonymous said...

hahaha... nice one. Good luck sa Camiguin?!

Ms. Chuniverse said...

@Shenanigans.... Uu nga, Survivor ang peg. Ay, dapat ma-outwit, outplay at out-swallow ko sila! Choz! :)


@Anon.... Hahaha! Galing. Winnur kah! :)

Ewan said...

ingat teh sa cdo at camiguin islands :P

Ms. Chuniverse said...

@Ewan... Bakit ako mag-i-ingat, kasi nandun ka? Sige hindi na lang ako sasama.


Etchos! Hihihi! :)

ardent1 said...

Natawa ko kahit na hindi ko naiintindihan yung ibang beki words. Panalo ka talaga sa pagpapatawa MS. Chuni. Outwit, outplay and Outsuck!! Ready ka na ba sa mga challenges? lol

Ms. Chuniverse said...

@Ardent1.... hahaha! Outsuck indeed!!! :) I'm 70% ready, i need more training. wanna volunteer? Choz. :)

Nate said...

@hrh queen chuni: oh my.. you're about to vie for yet another title, madam? good luck!! i'm sure you'll bring home the crown.. and probably a possible consort? hehehe.. :P

pasok sa jar phrase of the day: patola-sized cheverlu

pasok sa jar motto of the day: Di baleng ma-lock jaw, basta PANALO.

Jenny said...

The place seems like in Camiguin kasi familiar yung background na bundok sa dagat. :D

I'll pray for you win Miss Chuni..hehehe

Ms. Chuniverse said...

@Nate.... Kamusta naman ang lovebirds? Hihihi! Choz. :)


@Jenny... ay naku, tama ka, pero disqualified ka sa price, padalhan na lang kita ng 3 boylets. hihihi! Choz. :)

Anonymous said...

ms. chuni ingat ka sa cdo, andami manloloko dun.., sa camiguin walang problem mababait mga tao dun- so far. hihi!

*i welcome you to the island! hala hada lang. chos!
- parang lanzones festival kau pupunta dun, so kitakits na lang.

kc lugod here.

Leo said...

Aliw ka talaga ms. chuni. You never fail to make me happy reading your posts. :) Alam ko naman mananalo ka sa Battle of Camiguin. :)

RainDarwin said...

magpapadala ako ng picture ng titi ko pero wag mo i-publish ha?

Nate said...

@hrh queen chuni: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.. hanubeeh?! *hinawi ang bangs at pinusod ang long hair* char!! :P we're ok .. sweet-sweetan. ganyan. hihihihi.. --- Kamusta naman ang lovebirds? Hihihi! Choz. :)

Anonymous said...

You are going to Camiguin. My hometown :)

Anonymous said...

Disqualified ba mareng chuni kasi muher si jenny? Hihihi. Kalurkey ka! Katok mga beki! Char! Pag ma lock jaw ka meron akong diazepam dito ha? Txt mo aketch

Ryan

Ms. Chuniverse said...

@KC... Thanks for the info and the warning! :) Don't worry, lolokohin ko rin sila, sasabihin ko sa kanila, pers taym ko. Hihihi! Choz.

Nov. 1 ang punta namin! :)



@Leo.... Tama ka, alam ko rin yan. Hihihi! Choz. :)


@Papa P.... Daliiii! Nagpa-palpitate na akez. Hindi ko sha i-shi-share pramis. Ako na ang selfish! Choz. :)

Ms. Chuniverse said...

@Nate.... Honglandeeeh!!!! Hahaha! Choz. Naiinggit si Adoray, gusto ka daw kalbuhin. Choz! :)



@Anon... Ay, i-ready na ang welcumming committeeteee!!!! :) Choz! :)



@Ryan.... Hahaha! Uu nga pala, text kita later. :)

Geminianchi said...

id give it to you, hands down for your determination to hold up to the crown which is truly rightfully solely (hingal) yours. sign of a true champion, a beauty at that. whatever it takes! ahahaha! winnur. hmmm, padala ko dn kya foto ng angry bird ko...anything to help you retain ur place.

jetlander said...

HRH, wag kalimutan ang magwhitewater rafting sa CDO, dami boylets doon na masasarap =)

sa camiguin naman, mag camwhore sa white island, dami ring boylets na pwedeng tikman ;)

bitchmenot said...

uy applicants daw! hihi

shenanigans said...

anu? sa aman pulo ba kayo? punta fuego?

Nate said...

@hrh queen chuni: inggiterang frog tlga 'tong si Adoray.. hagalpak ako sa tawa , madam... ahahah! :P --- Honglandeeeh!!!! Hahaha! Choz. Naiinggit si Adoray, gusto ka daw kalbuhin. Choz! :)

bien said...

Tara na byahe tayo ang theme ng mga bakla, kayo na ang Ms Tourist Spot!

Ms. Chuniverse said...

@Geminianchi... Gow! Send na. Pramis, for personal consumption lang yon, hindi ko ipapakain sa iba. Choz! :)


@Jetlander... Based ba itey sa iyong personal experience? Ayyyy... na-excite tuloy ako ng slayt. Hihihi! :)



@Bitchmenot.... Uu nga, daliiii! :)


@Shenanigans... Camiguin 'teh. Camiguin. Hihihi! Choz! :)


@Nate.... Etchosera talaga ang bruhang yan. Ako nga kung intrigahin nyan para lang alipin nya. Hahaha! Choz!



@Bien.... Ay, uu, gagayahin ko ang MTV ni Regine! Hahaha! Choz! :)

Anonymous said...

Mindoro ang pupuntahan nyo alam ko yan, don kayo mag stay sa Coco beach tapos mag bangka nalang kayo sa ibang isla don mag laro ng sipa at takraw..marami don..ok...www.myvideotalk.com 266134 ang i.d. ko ha...sali na kayo kikita kayo ang ganda pa ng produkto..willyabudhabi

Ewan said...

wehh baka pagnakita moko sa personal mabakla ka sakin... hahaha

Jenny said...

Miss Chuni..send mo na ang 3 papable boylets ko ha? Para ako na ang magbigay sa kanila ng Chupa Chups..kakaloka..hahaha

Gaspard said...

you'll always be a winner for me...pasalubong ko ha! hehehe

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