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Kargadors

... they are not.

Nagsimula na akong maghakot last Saturday.

First part pa lang 'yon.

And while they are making hakot my sushal gamit, i can't help but mag emote ng slayt sa balcony...

Adoray: "Wala po tayong balcony senyora."

Me: "Gagah, tumahimik ka dyan. Moment ko 'toh."

Kaya naman like a tru-blue material gurl....

Inawit ko ang "Don't Cry For Me Argentina."

Feel na feel.

With matching teardrops.

And right on cue, natapos ang unang batch ng pag-karga ng gamit ko sa rented truck.

Hayyyy......

Going back to kargadors.

Type ko talagang magpa-karga sa kanya....

Kahit obernayt.

Kahit buntong-hininga lang ang pahinga.

Kahit ma-operahan ako gaya ni Friendship.

Oooops, sorry. Hahahaha!

Kaya naman...

Joross....

Kargahan mo ako.

Please...

Pramis i'll be willing, flexible and able.

Choz.

:)

posted under Celebrity, hot men, Hunk | 15 Comments

Mr. Flawless

Ayokong tumabi sa kanya...

Dahil magmu-mukha akong....

...oo, sariwang-sariwa. choz.

posted under hot men | 23 Comments

Summertime

summertime
and the living is easy
fish are jumping
the cotton is high

oh your daddy's rich
your mama's good looking
i said hush little baby
don't you cry

one of these mornings
you're bound to rise up singing
then you'll spread your wings
and take to the sky
but til that morning
nothing's going to harm you no

with daddy and mama standing by

summertime
and the living is easy
fish are jumping
the cotton is high
oh your daddy's rich
and your mama's good looking
i said hush little baby
don't you cry...

posted under hot men, Yummy Common Pipol | 45 Comments

BLE33N!

BL33N (pronounced BLEEN) is a project by Donovan and Matthias (a gay couple) which will oficially launch in May 2011. Bl33n will be an online magazine experience, where all material shot by Donovan and Matthias as a team will support the t-shirts that they sell.

Soon available www.bl33n.com

Parang wala namang t-shirt. choz!

;-)

posted under hot men, Hunk | 21 Comments

Sasambahin Mo Sza!

I rarely post foreign papas here pero this one I must...

Kasalanan ang hindi i-share ang fectures sa mga kafatid.

Gurls, meet the father of my future children...

Muriel...

Oo, isa syang Brazillian!

Maganda ang aming magiging lahi.

Muriel (100% Brazillian) + Ms. Chuniverse (Half-pinay, 1/8 Chinese, 1/8 Spanish, 1/8 Dyosa, 1/8 Sirena)

= Chopsuey!

Kiber na ang RH bill.

Intended kong mabuntis on annual basis.

Echos na ang korona.

Dahil handa na akong maging ina.

Adios, mga ladies... it's time to breed!

char!

posted under hot men, Hunk | 29 Comments

Paunawa

Hindi ko talaga ma-decode ang sinasabi ng "PAUNAWA" sa taas ng gripo...

Pero i have my own theory here it goes...

PAUNAWA

1. Bawal magpa-picture ng may t-shirt o ano mang uri ng damit pang-itaas sa tapat ng lababo.

2. Bawal mag-suot ng dark-colored jeans/pants at hindi tight-fitting.

3. Bawal ang bilbil. Kaya kuya in white pants, may warning ka na! Kapag may bilbil ka pa in one week, palalayasin ka na sa balur.

4. Bawal magpa-picture ang mga hindi ka-akit-akit.

last...

5. Bawal ang relasyon. Choz.

posted under hot men, Humor, Yummy Common Pipol | 33 Comments

Masarap Kahit Walang Abs

Ladies, meet Paolo Hubalde.

Name: Dean Paolo V. Hubalde

Age: 30

Birthdate: January 24, 1981

Height: 5'11"

Weight: 170lbs.

Profession: Professional Basketball Player, PBA

Paalala: Bawal dilaan ang screen. Choz.

At kahit mukhang basagulero at nambu-bugbog ang Papa, winnur lang sya sa puso ko dahil aside sa rough sex appeal nya, hindi rin sya homophobic.

Ang swerte lang ni Vice Ganda...

O Papa Paolo.... gusto ko rin ng underwear mo. 'Yung kahu-hubad mo lang after the game at basa ng pawis. I swear, lalagyan ko sya ng garter at gagawing sleeping eye pads para amoy na amoy ko ang fresh air. Hihihi!

Para sa 'yo, igi-give up ko ang beauty title.

Handa ko 'ring i-give-up si Papa Dennis, si Papa Derek at si....... Papa Alex......... Pettyfer. Choz.

Haaay... to reach the unreachable... STAR!!!!!!

Choz.

posted under Celebrity, hot men, Hunk, Ms. Chuni's Favorites | 29 Comments

Gusto Ko Ng Bow-Tie!

Gaya nitetch...

Ikaw, gusto mo 'rin?

posted under hot men, Yummy Common Pipol | 28 Comments

Kung Ikaw Ang Papipiliin...

Sino sa mga kandidato ang pipiliin mo...

Choose one.

Again, 'wag magpaka-ganid. ;-)

I said... choose one.

Yes, hindi pwedeng multiple choice or all of the above.

A? B? C? or D? And why?

Oo, may "WHY?".

You have to justify your choice.

Mga Kapamilya, Kapuso, Kafatid, Kapitbahay, Ka-apdo...

Vote now!

posted under Contest, hot men, Hunk, Yummy Common Pipol | 71 Comments

Don't Do This Again...

Please. 'Wag mo ng uulitin.

Kasi......

Natutuyuan ako ng body fluids.

Baka ma-dehydrate aketch.

Char.

posted under hot men, Yummy Common Pipol | 39 Comments

Smile Pa Lang...

...ulam na.

Sayang....

DIET aketch.

char.

posted under hot men, Hunk | 22 Comments

Wanted: Housemate

Gusto mo ba silang maging housemates?

Bawal ang ma-arte at choosy....

dapat mabait din at hindi namamahay....

Isa lang ang kundisyon...

Kailangan mo lang ipasa ang oral exam...

posted under hot men, Yummy Common Pipol | 33 Comments

Si Chef at ang Whipped Cream

Nag water-water lang aketch after watching this vid.

Ang halay-halay nya!!!

Kaya naman type ko sya. Hihihi!

And I can be his pretty little tart!

Char!

Eto pa ang isa. Ang harot-harot lang nya! Hahaha!

Mahal ko na sya...

Choz!

posted under hot men, Hunk, Video | 11 Comments

Sana Naging Kamay Na Lang Ako

Adam Levine of Maroon 5 gets naked in the February 2011 issue of Cosmopolitan UK to raise awareness about testicular cancer.

Feeling ko nga, dedicated nga nya sa akin yung song na "She Will be Loved..."

Sabi nya kasi...

Beauty queen of only eighteen....

Gosh... ako na nga. Char!

Hayyyyy... ang kamay.......

And to you Papa Adam...

...you will be loved....

Pramis.

Baboosh... nagpa palpitate aketch!

Source: http://www.cosmopolitan.co.uk/men/cosmo-centrefold-adam-levine/v1

Maroon 5 - She Will Be Loved

posted under Celebrity, hot men, Hunk | 23 Comments

Boso at Ang Sumpa

"Never akong namboso.

Wala sa bokabularyo ko ang kahalayang 'yan.

Kahit pa nuknukan ng gwapo at macho ang lalaki.

Hindi ko sya bobosohan.

Kahit pa magpakita sya ng motibo.

Hindi ko pa 'rin sya titingnan.

Hinde! Hinde!! Hindeeeeee!!!!!"

At dahil sa kasinungalingan, s'ya ay sinumpa.

Humaba ng 10 inches ang Adam's apple ng baklitang Pinokya.

Kasehodang nakalulon ng nota na bumara sa lalamunan ang kanyang naging hitsura.

Iyan ang napala ng nagmamalinis na jokla.

Ikaw, naka-boso ka na ba?

posted under hot men, Random story | 42 Comments

My Thursday Cravings

Para akong buntis na naglalaway.

Gusto ko ng ulam na pwede kong isawsaw sa suka at siling ma-anghang.

Tapos lots of fried rice.

Ang perfect match nito ay DAING.

'Yung kapag pinrito mo ay medyo crispy.

Ang secret sa masarap at crispy daing, dapat dry na dry ito bago mo i-prito.

Kung hindi dry ang nabili mo, ibilad mo muna sa araw.

Parang ganito lang....

Pero, 'wag kalimutang bantayan ang inyong daing...

baka kasi kaiinin lang ng PUSA.

Sayang naman devah?

posted under hot men, Hunk, Yummy Common Pipol | 26 Comments

My Confession...

Alam kong nakakahiya.

Alam ko'ng mahirap aminin.

Pero sabi nga, acceptance is the first step...

And the truth will set you free.

So, i will admit before you my dear readers...

I am just like them...

Heto pa ang ibang 'umamin' na....

Kaya IKAW,

Oo ikaw nga...

Kung isa ka sa 'min...

umamin ka na 'rin...

may nakahandang tumulong sa 'yo.

Because...

Together We Can Do It!

..............................................

Isang malaking CHOZ!!!

posted under hot men, Humor, Hunk, Youtube, Yummy Common Pipol | 50 Comments

Model Search

Naaliw lang ako sa MODEL search ng SOLO apparel.

Aaminin ko i have high expectations - model search eh.

Ay naku, share ko na lang ang mga pics ng contestants. And by the way, they extended the search from October 31 to Nov. 15 for obvious reasons. Hahaha!

Ang sama ko.

Here are some of the contestants/entries:

"Kaya-ko-yan-taas-kilay-lang-buo-pa-ang-matres-ko look" (75 votes)