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Ay, sorry for the delay. Dapat kanina pa itey, napuyat lang ang lolah nyo. Tinanghali ng gising. Heto lumalafang na sa Burger King (Trinoma) upang i-post itey. Hihihi!




To read Part 1, click HERE.











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Question No. 23: “Have you been in a threesome?”

Ms. Chuniverse: “Yes.”

Follow-up Question: “Foursome?”











Ms. Chuniverse: “Even more. Pero impeyrnes, hindi naman ako yung nag organize 'noh. So, ibig sabihin non makati lang to the highest level yung organizer. Hahaha! And by da way, I was aktwali an unwilling participant. Chos!”





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Question No. 24 “How many, if you can still count them, have you slept with?”


Ms. Chuniverse: “If I can still count them? Ano akala mo sa akin, pokpok???? Pero sorry, gaya ng aking soft and silky hair, I cannot count them. Hindi ako magaling sa Math!”






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Question No. 25. “Have you ever had an indecent proposal?”


Ms. Chuniverse: “How indecent ba is indecent? I have high tolerance kasi for indecencies eh. Char.”


Follow-up Question: “Yung mga may material things in exchange of… you know.”


Ms. Chuniverse: “Ah, nung bata ako, inalok ako ng bente."


Follow-up: "Pesos?"


Ms. Chuni: "Uu... imagine how indecent i can be for 20 pesos."






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Question No. 26: “When was the last time you watched or read a porn material?”



Ms. Chuniverse: “Kasabay nung last time when I pleasured myself. About 30 minutes ago. Hihihi!”






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Question No. 27: “What will be your pornstar name and what will be the title of your first porn movie?”


Ms. Chuniverse: “Siguro, Name: Pearly"


Movie Title: "Ang Perlas ni Pearly. Wala akong maisip eh. Di ko pinangarap maging bold actress. Chos."




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Voice Over: “Another phone in questions po, from Cristy Fermin.”


Cristy Fermin: “Anak, deretsahang usapan, hindi ka ba kinikilabutan sa title mo?”



Ms. Chuniverse: “First, hindi nyo po ako anak. Second, beauty-appropriate po ang title ko. Period.”



Cristy Fermin: “Etchoserang frog. Okey, handa ka bang iwanan ang pagba-blog sa ngalan ng pag-ibig?”



Ms. Chuniverse: “Homaygash! I need an interpreter!!!”



Cristy Fermin: “Ambisyosa!”


Ms. Chuniverse: “Etchos lang ‘yon. Well, I believe that love and my blog can coexist BUT if I have to choose between the two, I will probably choose love because blogging can never fulfill my fundamental duty as a woman – which is to bear a child. I thank you. ”



Cristy Fermin: “Fuki moh! May matres ka?”



Ms. Chuniverse: “Heto ang blank check. Pabili ako ng tatlo. Isan Fuschia, isang Fink at isang Furple. Keep the change!"



And just like Boy Abunda, Cristy Fermin walked-out!



Chos!





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Question No. 28: “Among bloggers, sino yung mga ina-idolize mo?”



Ms. Chuniverse: “Ah... marami. Pero nene pa lang ako, binabasa ko na sila, si Mandaya Moore, si Bookie. Kaya lang nagbagong buhay na yata sila."



Follow-up: "Nagpaka-lalaki na sila?"



Ms. Chuniverse: "Hinde. Nag-concentrate na lang yata sila sa lalaki. Ayaw na nilang mag-blog. Hihihi! Chos! "







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Question No. 29: “Spit or Swallow?”


Ms. Chuniverse: “Spallow. Spit some. Swallow some. Hihihi! Actually it depends.... siguro kung nasa kainitan na ng chorvahan at minura-mura ako tapos sinampal-sampal sa akin, tapos sinabihan ako ng 'LUNUKIN MO!'..... ayun, baka sakali. Hihihi!"






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Question No. 30. “Longest time when you were “doing it” with someone?”


Ms. Chuniverse: “Three hours yata or more. Isinulit namin talaga yung oras sa SOGO. Continuous 'yon ha. Hihihi!”








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Question No. 31: “Shortest time?”



Ms. Chuniverse: “5 minutes. Nagmamadali, baka kasi dumating na yung tatay nya. Hahaha!”







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Question No. 32: “Last time you had sex with someone?”



Ms. Chuniverse: “Three weeks ago. Yes, ako na ang tigang. Char.”





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Question No. 33: “Bad encounter with a fellow blogger?"



Ms. Chuniverse: “Wala naman. Pero gusto ko talagang maka-encounter ng blogger. Hahaha!"



Follow-up: "Have you ever pleasured yourself w/ thoughts of a blogger?"



Ms. Chuniverse: "Uu naman. Hihihi!"







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Question No. 34: “What’s your favorite sex position?”



Ms. Chuniverse: “Yung naka-nganga lang. Ganyan. Tapos nag-i-internet pa rin ako at the same time. Mahilig talaga kasi akong mag multi-task.”





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Question No. 35: “What’s ONE secret that you haven’t revealed to anyone but you’re willing to reveal here?”



Ms. Chuniverse: “This is hard. Okey, bakla po talaga ako. Choz! I ‘outed’ myself to a highschool crush last year thru chat. He is based abroad, married na and with kids. He said okey lang sa kanya and that he’s flattered ‘coz of all male classmates, sa kanya pa daw ako nagka-crush. Magkikita kami this month. Teka, secret ba ‘yon?”





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Question No. 36: “Im gonna name 5 names and give me the corresponding animal to each? And why?


Ms. Chuniverse: “Okey, hayufan na itey!”


Bookie Buquir - Panda Bear. Gusto ko syang i-hug and he is sooo mabait!



Mandaya Moore - Bubalus Mindorensis. Tamaraw for you and for me and the entire human race. Because just like the Tamaraw, Mandaya is fierce when cornered. Hodevah, ang tarush ng lolah!



Raindarwin aka Pilyo - Lion. Kasi parang ang strong nya at parang 97% ng iniisip nya eh sex (and who am I to complain? hahaha! chos!) and I think he wants his own pride. Pride of twinks. Ganyan. Hahaha!



Derek Ramsay - Crocodile. Magpapa-lafa ako sa kanya ng buhay. Hihihi! :)



Anne Curtis - Oo alam ko sasabihin nyo, Anne Curtis na naman!!! Kebs. Si Anne ay isang Flamingo. Sa Ancient Rome, Flamingos are considered a delicacy. Parang kaming dalawa lang. Chos.









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Question No. 37: “Have you ever paid for sex?”


Ms. Chuniverse: “Uu naman... hindi sa lahat ng oras makukuha mo sa gandah no. In certain occasions kailangan mong gumamit ng moolah."



Follow-up: "Magkano naman pinakamahal at pinaka-murang binayad mo?"



Ms. Chuniverse: "Most expensive... cellphone ko. Tinangay nya. Pinaka-mura, isang 12oz na coke. Hihihi!"


Follow-up: "Ano yan in-kind pa rin? Yung pera ang binayad mo."



Ms. Chuniverse: "Okey, payn! P1,200 - may kasama pang 1.5 hours na massage, cheapest is P100.00."









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Question No. 38: “Have you had any plastic surgery?”


Ms. Chuniverse: “Wala naman. Tunay talaga yang dede ko. Fink talaga yung nipples ko. Pindutin mo, perky devah? At ganyan talaga yung areola... malapad ang circumference. Kabigha-bighani ba?"



Follow-up: "Adik ka! Yung seryoso."



Ms. Chuniverse: "Seriously, I had 3 moles surgically removed from my fez ‘coz according to Feng Shui, malas daw. So ako naman, pinatanggal ko kay doktora. Yun lang. Tama naman sha. ‘Coz after that, nanalo nga akong Ms. Chuniverse. Hihihi!”







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Question No. 39: “If you HAVE TO sleep with a fellow blogger, who would that be?”


Ms. Chuniverse: “Do I have to talaga?”


Follow-up: “Yes you have to.”


Ms. Chuniverse: “If I REALLY HAVE TO ha (Napipilitan? Hahaha!), Siguro kay Iurico.”


At wala ng follow-up question. Hahaha!






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Question No. 40: “Kung magpapa GANG RAPE ka naman to fellow bloggers, kanino naman?”



Ms. Chuniverse: “Ahhhh… gang rape talaga?”



Follow-up: “Opo. Parang kinilig ka. Yes, gang-rape. You can tap out naman if you don’t want to answer.”


Ms. Chuniverse: “Opkors not… I can do this.”



Follow-up: “So kanino.?”



Ms. Chuniverse: “O sige na nga…. Sa mga ENCANTOS. And I think there’s 20-something of them. At dapat maganap yan sa gym ni Papa Pilyo. Hihihi!"



Follow-up: "Lahat sila?"


Ms. Chuniverse: "Babawasan pa ba natin? Baka may magtampo! 'Wag na. Sila na lahat. Keri ko naman. Ang tanong dyan, keri ba nila?"



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Now, I dare bloggers out there to answer the 40+ Forbidden Questions!


:)


Happy weekend!


Mwah!

Okey, trying hard ang lolah nyo mag 40 Forbidden Questions. Wishful thinking ang bruha na si Mo Twister mismo ang magtanong nitey. Pero since malabo yang magkatotoo, akez na ang nag initiate.

Hihihi!


O Zsa Zsa Padilla, lets begin.










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Question # 1. “How old were you when you lost your virginity?”


Ms. Chuniverse: “I am still a virgin. Okey, technically, gaya nga ng sinabi ko, a semi-virgin.”


Follow-up Question: “Can you elaborate on that?”


Ms. Chuniverse: “No, I cannot. Hindi pa ko nakaka-recover sa pain. Choz! Seriously, I had the first taste of sex at a very young age. I was 6. Period.”






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Question # 2. “Worst thing done drunk?”


Ms. Chuniverse: “I was supposed to have sex with someone, kaya lang I got drunk nga, ayun I couldn’t perform. Haiiissst.”


Follow-up Question: “Baket sya naging ‘worst’?”


Ms. Chuniverse: “Eh kasi he’s SUPER HOT eh and that’s my last night in that country.”





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Question # 3: “Have you slept with a fellow Blogger?”


Ms. Chuniverse: “Nope. Not yet. Siguro before the year ends. Hihihi!”


Follow-up Question: “What about with a reader/follower.”


Ms. Chuniverse: “Malapit na. Siguro before the week ends. Hahaha! Chos!”






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Question # 4: “Have you ever cheated when you were in a relationship?”


Ms. Chuniverse: “Yes, I did. Gumaganti kasi ako nung time na yon. He cheated on me kaya I cheated on him, not once but thrice. Syempre gaganti na rin lang ako, i-todo ko nah devah. Na-enjoy ko naman yung revenge stage. Choz!”






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Question # 5. “How far have you gone to check if your bf is cheating you?”


Ms. Chuniverse: “Okey, it was from him na natutunan kong maki-alam ng phone ng may phone. Kasi I caught him several times making pakialam with my phone. So ayun, ginawa ko rin sa kanya. Dun ko din sya nahuli. At ang jologs lang ng kabit nya ha. Ni hindi ko magawang awayin.”







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Question # 6: “Girl crush, 1 local and 1 foreign celebrity.”



Ms. Chuniverse: “Anne Curtis – sa tingin ko, kaya nya talaga akong gawing straight. Hihihi! Sa foreign, si Candice Boucher, yung naging cover ng Playboy. Nagka girl crush talaga akez sa bilat na itey. Kung naging otoko lang akez, perfect nah!”

























Follow-up Question: “Nagbabasa ka ng Playboy?”



Ms. Chuniverse: “Binabasa ba ‘yon? Hihihi! Choz!”








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Question #7: “Last time you pleasured yourself?”



Ms. Chuniverse: “Thirty minutes ago. Hawakan mo ang kamay ko, mainit-init pa. Hahaha! Choz!”







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Voice Over: “Ah, excuse me. Mayron po tayong phone-in question from Kuya Boy Abunda.”



Boy Abunda: “Kung isa kang ulam, ano’ng klaseng ulam ka?”



Ms. Chuniverse: “Chickenjoy.”



Boy Abunda: “Bakit Chickenjoy?”



Ms. Chuniverse: “Dahil may sarap akong babalik-balikan. Hihihi!”



Adoray: “Excuse me Madam, isa kang Chowking Chinese-style Fried Chicken!”



Boy Abunda: “At bakit mo naman nasabi ‘yan Adoray?”



Adoray: “Kasi po, mahigit 2 million na ang nakatikim!”



Ms. Chuniverse: “That is not true. Futah ka Adoray! Umuwi ka ng bruha ka! Mag-plantsa ka, mag-laba ka, o kahit mag-finger ka, basta umuwi ka nah!”



Boy Abunda: “Okey, I have another question. Imagine I am holding my magic mirror. Nakaharap sya sa ‘yo. Ano ang itatanong mo?”



Ms. Chuniverse: “Is it a Zadro LED Vanity Magnification Mirror or just an ordinary mirror?”



Boy Abunda: “Futah ka, kahit ano.”



Ms. Chuniverse: “Okey, cool ka lang kuya... I will ask myself.... 'Saan mo hinuhugot ang alindog moh?”



At nag-walkout ang Boy Abunda.







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Question No. 8: “Have you tried illegal drugs?”


Ms. Chuniverse: “Never. Illegal drugs affects our body and our brain. With a body and brain like mine, I don't think so.”


Char.




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Question No. 9. “What's the 7th message on your inbox, and who sent it?”



Ms. Chuniverse: “It was from Friendship and it says: “Hada with pay. 200. Sa susunod 100 ine-negotiate ko. Haha! Di ko nilunok. Nalasahan ko lang.” I know, it's kinda salaula. Hihihi!"







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Question No. 10: “Kissed in public?”



Ms. Chuniverse: “Yes, pero ako ang hinalikan. I was caught by surprise. Kaya hindi ko nagamit yung tongue ko. Hihihi! Na-i-blog ko na ‘yon dati.”






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Question No. 11: “How many one-night stands did you have?”



Ms. Chuniverse: “Sometimes kasi I do it ng naka-upo, naka-higa, naka-luhod, naka-tuwad, naka-upside down at naka-squat. Kaya, I lost count.”



Follow-up question: “That many?”



Ms. Chuniverse: “Hinde ‘noh! Im just not that good with numbers. Choz!”







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Question No.12: “Craziest place you've done it with?”



Ms. Chuniverse: “Kung si Friendship ay sa gilid ng naka-paradang jeepney…. and i heard muntik na sa public cemetery. Ako naman ay sa… park. – Greenbelt area. Bougainvillea section. Again, not once but.... Hahaha!”







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Question No.13: “Have you slept with anyone famous?”



Ms. Chuniverse: “I was very young then. Pero hindi naman sya ganun ka-famous. That time nakikita ko na sya sa TV. Recently, he appeared in several TV commercials. Meron syang dimples. Hihihi!”







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Question No. 14: “Do you have a sex tape out there? In YouTube? In X-Tube? Or naked pictures?”



Ms. Chuniverse: “Dati. Mga 4. Ganyan. Pero when I realized na dyu-join pala akez sa Binibining Pilipinas, binura ko na lahat. ☺ Pero may natira pa yatang isa. Yung tumatama yung ulo ko sa headboard ng bed.”


Char.




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Questions No.15-17. “Dude we all know you’re gay, so just admit it.”



Ms. Chuniverse: “Lahat ng followers ko.”




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Question No. 18: "Have you ever been intimate to a non-human?"



Ms. Chuniverse: "Oo, pero gulay lang. Hahaha! Choz!"






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Question No. 19: "Went out with a married man?"



Ms. Chuniverse: "Yes, I did."




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Question No. 20: "Worst thing done to a friend?"



Ms. Chuniverse: "Binato ko ng stapler. Ngayon, hindi na kami friends. Hihihi!"








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Question No. 21: "Rate yourself as a kisser... 10 the highest."



Ms. Chuniverse: "10! Yes, i'm perfect sa part na yon. I think I am better up there than down there... Hihihi!"







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Question No. 22. "Among bloggers you know, sino gusto mong mag-threesome?"



Ms. Chuniverse: "Kasali ako?"



Follow-up: "Nope, you'll just watch."



Ms. Chuniverse: "Futah naman.... Baka magalit sila?"




Follow-up: "Gagah! Hypothetical question lang naman."



Ms. Chuniverse: "Pwedeng magsali ng straight blogger?"



Follow-up: "Futah.. OO!"



Ms. Chuniverse: "Okey, hypothetical lang ha. Si Aike, si Daddy Kuri at si Hot Bicycle. Hihihi!"




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Part 2.... soon! ;)

Tahimik ang buhay ko.





Walang gulo.






Walang alalahanin.





Pero kagabi, muli akong nabagabag.






Nabago ang lahat dahil lamang sa isang tanong.







Adoray: "Madam, anu ang tagalog sa CONDOM?"






Napatigil akez sa ginagawang pagga-gantsilyo.





Choz!




Futakels...





Kinabahan ako. Hindi ko alam!!!!






Pero syempre hindi ko pwedeng sabihin kay Adoray na hindi ko alam. Masisira ang refutasyon ko bilang long lost sister ni Kuya Kim.






Adoray: "Madammmmm!!! Ano na???"





Me: "Ano ba? Bakit ba naisip mo yang ganyang bagay?"





Adoray: "Eh curious lang ako. Ano na nga ang tagalog sa CONDOM?"






Me: "Eh, ako, curious din kaya akong malaman kung ano ang laman ng ulo mo, pwede ko bang biyakin?"






Adoray: "Madam naman, para nagtatanong lang. 'Wag kang violence! Kung hindi mo alam ang sagot, eh di sabihin mo na hindi mo alam, hindi naman kita idya-judge."







Punyeterang bruha itetch, parang gusto kong i-apply sa kanya lahat ng napanood kong krimen sa lahat ng season ng Criminal Minds.






Ako na isang Dalagang Bukid at reigning Binibining Pilipinas for Eternity ay kailangang may maisagot.






Kaya kahit hindi ako sure.





Sinabi ko na lang.






"Saluntamod".

















Adoray: "Eeeeewwww! Kadiri naman nyan!"





Me: "Gaga! Ang kadiri, pag nilunok mo yan!"





Adoray: "Etchosera ka Madam, bakit hindi ka lumulunok?"





Me: "Bakit, sinabi ko bang hinde? Bruha ka!"





Adoray: "Sigurado ka ba don?"





Me: "Sa paglunok?"





Adoray: "Hinde noh! Sa Saluntamod?"





Me: "Ah...eh... oo naman."





Adoray: "Prove it Madam!"






Me: "Futakels! Why do I have to?"





Adoray: "Kasi nanloloko ka lang noh? Aminin!"


Me: "Opkors not! Ang tagalog ng silya ay salumpuwet, ang tagalog ng brief ay salumbayag at dahil ang condom ang sumasahod ng tamod, kaya ang tagalog sa kanya ay SALUNTAMOD, intiendes?"





Adoray: "Ganun ba 'yon?"





Me: "Opkors!"





Nang umalis na ang bruha sa harap ko ay dagli kong Ginoogle search ang Saluntamod...












At ako ay napuyat sa kakaisip ng aking sagot.




Hello eyebags.




Choz!

Paano kung malaman mo isang araw na ikaw ay isang....






Ampon.







Isang baklang ampon.







Isang baklang ampon na walang hada since birth.








Isang baklang ampon na walang hada since birth at 30-something years old na.







Isang baklang ampon na walang hada since birth at 30-sometinig years old na at naubusan ng Pantawid Pahada Card.







Okey, masyado ng hurtful 'yan.









Pero hindi dyan nagtatapos ang lahat.








'Tas nalaman mong sya pala ang iyong tunay na ina.





















Ano ang gagawin mo?




Char.




:)